Depressed?

Lots of folks get depressed! Bad day at the office. Wife said NO! Kids ask for more money than the World Bank can supply. That's when you need to take action to create a little envy on the part of everyone who sees you. (Driving where they can is the secret) Don't take that ordinary Chevy. Go get a Porsche. Get a Hummer. Get a VIPER. Yea, it takes a few bucks, but if you're not revved up when it's over, drugs are about the only thing left to solve your problem.
Did I mention you can get a Benz that will knock your eyes out?